Oh I love when I find a blog titled: "The Perfect Male Blog"( feel free to check it out http://www.theperfectmaleblog.com/ ) I could just run with this one all day long and now have material in case I ever get stumped forever. He lists the 10 Things That Men Should Know About Women. I'll list the link so you can read them thoroughly if you so choose (http://bit.ly/k4GwW6 ).
I'm actually going to quote their #2 Women Have a Wild Side, to the tee and then we can just make a comment about how neither of them have probably ever been laid. "If you play your cards right you might get a chance to unveil this aspect of women which all of us yearn profoundly. The key to this approach is to try to work on an impulse and if timing is right, we might get exactly what we want. Note that when getting this side of women, most of them reach limits that even they might even be surprised they had." I just can not spend any more time on this one.
#3 is essentially somewhat true stating that we like details and mostly we would be happy just to know that the men we are with aren't so completely self involved that they can remember to do the things that we do for them "once in awhile". It does go along way... however #4 Women Like It When Men Lead, just goes back to #1. We like it when you make a decision because we are exhausted and just do not want to play a guessing game. Just pick, since you are like children where you say you don't care and then we have to listen to you bitch all night long when really we would rather be drinking wine, watching bad reality TV, with a People's Magazine in our hands and you rubbing our backs. Instead...this is what most women see happening when we let you choose the place. The food takes too long at the restaurant you picked, since you insisted, because JackAss over here told you that's what we wanted, you didn't make a reservation and now we are feeding you, like a 5 year old, the snacks we packed in our purse since we KNEW this would happen, while we watch you play Angry Birds until your temper tantrum subsides and then you eat as fast as you can, rush home to fart and snore on the couch while you watch their third re-cap of the game on Sportscenter that you just checked on your phone, while not speaking the entire ride home.
In #5 they go on to tell the desperate male population that women are insecure. Agreed! The part I do not agree with is that he tells men to humor us once in awhile by making us feel good. Well if that's the case then ladies...I invite you to actually humor YOURSELVES as well once in awhile and just tell your man the changes he could "stand to see". His beer gut, the dirt in his fingernails is disgusting if he would like it to go south of anywhere and thirdly..."Yes babe, you are balding and it's not cute".
There's a few I will just combine since they are a waste of a Top 10.
#6 Women believe in Love at First Sight - I don't even know where they received that retarded information.
#8 Women get Periods - Well..anyone who had a mother, sister ,or possibly watched any TV in any part of their lives could catch onto this one Einstein. "Maybe I was PMSing when I wrote this post." If you're going to write something like that then let men know that the absolute worst thing they can EVER say, even if we admit to it, or say it is, "Do you have your period again?" Don't get me started on the dramatics of a man when he is even slightly sick...forget cramps, headache, bloating, hormones, weight gain, nausea and fatigue EVERY month.
#9 Women Like Surprises - Who the F doesn't? Run up to a stranger, a male even, tell him, surprise I got you a penny. I picked it out just for you. He's not going to be mad about it!
#10 Women like it when things JUST Happen - refer to #9 JackAss. Who doesn't?
I skipped #7 because it is just too good to pass up - Women Like to Test the Men They Like - Newsflash! We test everyone! Mostly we aren't testing you we are just literally asking you to do what we want, you're just too stupid to figure it out or too selfish to want to do it so dumbfounded, you think "Is this a test?" Well if it is JackAss - You've Failed!
You don't know women because most of us don't know ourselves completely...Times are changing and if I were you I'd consider a very serious update if not a complete confession to not knowing shit about Women. So, are you up for your Blog Redemption JackAss?
We are truly honored that you have chosen to dissect our post in such a meticulous manner. First and foremost, we would like you to understand the context of this article. The Perfect Male Blog is a website dedicated to making man, not only better citizens of the world, but also better partners, better friends, better husbands…
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I know many of the contents of the list may seem obvious to you, but that is merely because, well after all, you are a woman. If we have written something that is ridiculously obvious to both men and women alike, it is only because we would like to inspire thoughtfulness in men. In the end, you must try to view the message such a post sends as a whole and not what it sends divided by parts.
After having stated all of the above, wouldn’t you agree that only good can come from a man reading this list? Regardless of your answer, we would like to tell you that we do accept your criticism. It is valuable in the sense that it will make us write better posts in the future.
In accordance with what I have stated in this comment, you will be happy to know that we also have included posts in the past in relation with Embracing the Upheaval of Women and The Post Modern Progressive Woman. Thanks for stopping by our blog and we hope you do come in the future to criticize us a little more. Regards,
Well played. Thanks for being good sports...looking forward to our next playdate.
ReplyDeleteI just want to say thanks for this post! It made me laugh a lot, not because I'm laughing at it, but because it's true, you stated certain facts that are true, but as Martin already stated, it's directed towards man. And as you know, sometimes we need a list to understand things, specially women.
ReplyDeleteI guess that our site is more directed to those guys who want to achieve being a better man, and thus, a better person with his partner and himself.
A woman's perspective is always welcome, and would like to hear more from it in the future (including the bit of foul language). Surely we will consider your words next time you stop by, and know that you are always welcome.
Until next time!