If I could get everything I asked for, here is a list of what I would want tomorrow. Some of these are ridiculous, but I don't care, it's what I want....some of them are what I wish for all year long. I've been a pretty good doobie this year and I see no reason to expect these under my tree tomorrow morning.
10. A separate lane for me to drive in...it does not have to be limited to highways...I just have an extreme amount of hate for ignorant drivers and life would be good if this were the case. I would have my own "driver's test" for others to have a pass to use this lane as well...because I'm not greedy.
9. For Michael Vick to never, ever ever get a dog, and to be able to play ball, but only be paid in dog shit,
literally.
8. For Bobby Scott to come do my hair every morning... ;)
7. Ryan Reynolds...just a bow will do, no need to wrap him.
6. For people who are starting the gym for New Years to only be allowed to go between the hours of 10am
and 4pm.
5. To be on the following shows: Family Feud, Price is Right, and Supermarket Sweep.
4. A diamond for my best friend...not from me...not from Santa, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ;)
3. A vodka that burns calories, no hangover effect, motivates me to workout after a night of drinking it and
has a healthy vitamin in it that makes me tan. Dammit Snooki...Invent it.
2. A maid...that will work for high fives.
1. Of course for a healthy, happy, jolly holly, spectacular Christmas for all my friends, family, you, and pretty
much everyone.
Merry Christmas!
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