Monday, November 15, 2010

I GOTCHU MONDAY

Most people hate Mondays, since the weekend is over and they have 5 blissful work days ahead of them.  I actually don't mind Mondays.  Monday is my day to light the fire under my ass and get my week in gear.  What good would a weekend be if we didn't have to bust our asses during the work week.   I'm sure if Monday had feelings or for the matter was not a day (for this story) it would clearly know it was in a high ranking position to piss you the hell off.

Mondays make me feel good!  Mondays are normally the start of something.  Besides the week, it could be a diet, an exercise regimen, a hobby, a practice, a job, an advertising campaign in my world, a sale, new Chelsea Lately episodes and really just a lot of things.  Starting something is exciting.  Give Monday a freakin break!  As I said in my Legacy post, we live in a world of "What Have You Done for Me Lately?" and Monday is the day to get the ball rolling to show people just What that is.  You sure as hell love Monday when its the start of a vacation, but then again, no one starts vacation on Mondays unless they work Sundays. 

Try to embrace Monday...if i were you I'd hate Tuesday or Wednesday.  You spend your time being unproductive, cranky, and complainy on Monday, you leave yourself more work and longer days for T, W, Th, and Fri. 

If you did spend all day today bitching that it was Monday, that your weekend wasn't long enough, that you're exhausted since it appeared so quickly....then go to bed, wake up on Tuesday, get yourself a fabulous Pumpkin Spice Coffee, shut the F up, and MAKE UP FOR MONDAY!  Rev up your week!  Monday for President! Rock the Vote.

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