Sometimes you need a little break from work at work. We spend so much time with our colleagues that they become like the family we never wanted or asked for. I think annoying them like your younger brother or sister will help build the bond that creates a great office ora. If not, at least you'll get a laugh out of it.
10) Be constantly cheery every morning at 8am and as you say Good Morning to everyone at their desk, wait, smile and nod as you wait for a responding Good Morning! If they don't respond, just continue to repeat your greeting until they do.
9) Hand out one of your business cards to everyone on a weekly basis, just to make sure "they know how to contact you".
8) At the coffee machine, constantly ask if there is a flavor that is unavailable. "Is that Raspberry Mocha?" If they do get the flavor, respond with "Is that regular?"
7) Hide other people's office equipment at each other's desk. This works particularly well if people have their "favorite calculators".
6) Heat up Fish in the Employee Break Room, or better yet, burn popcorn.
5) Don't flush. Ever.
4) Every time you receive an email, state "I've Got Mail".
3) Text. Text A Lot! With your keypad volume on high.
2) EMAIL IN ALL CAPS
1) Always Reply To All
Happy Friday! Now go annoy someone!
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